Horrible hunger and THEN Chocolate and Timmies together and then some time to laze around...mmm much better

Chocolate is an essential part of life. You don’t like it, you are not human. From Hershey almond to Kit Kat Bars, it just can’t get any better. The smell of the chocolate when you newly open the wrapper, the creamy texture when it touches your lips, the sweet taste of it melting in your mouth, how can you resist?

People say they are off chocolate; that they are on a diet. That’s like saying I won’t drink anymore water, you’ll die without it. For once I’d like to hear “I’m on a diet too, a diet that consists nothing but chocolate for breakfast lunch and dinner” now wouldn’t that just be awesome?

Others say they can’t eat chocolate cause they’ll get fat, or get pimples. Who cares about looks or weight? As long as you’ve got chocolate you’re awesome. Because chocolate is awesome!

Never say no to chocolate!

Salma

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Let’s set the scene shall we? You just got out of a three hour volunteering event, you’re abnormally tired and you are hungry. What do you do?
That’s an easy question. You walk to the end of the block where there is a Tim Horton’s. You get in line and order your favorite bagel with large chocolate milk. Even though you have to ask them to redo your bagel a few times to make it perfect, not too burnt not undercooked. The perfect bagel done to feed your every need, take advantage of it while its still warm and great, sit down at a table and pig-out. After doing so, feel accomplished because you have just experienced one of the most awesome things one can experience. A good bagel from Timmies

Salma
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You just came home from a long day at school then volunteering and you’re starved. You haven’t been able to sit all day, and your feet are killing you. And on top of that, you’re expecting to make dinner for the family today because no one is home to do it. But you are so tired and hungry you can’t even get up. And at that horrible moment your mom or someone else comes home with take-out for dinner. All your worries and silent pleads of being able to sleep without much trouble have been answered. You have been permitted to sit around lazy and eat the tasty food that someone else made and was brought to you in a cardboard box you don’t have to clean.

Heaven much?
if you've ever heard of the saying "the night is darkest before the dawn" this is what it means.
so you…
Take it without question. Eat it without conversation. Sleep without hunger.

So totally awesome.

Salma

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You just woke up on a Saturday morning, you had the most amazing night sleep, and you are ready to do something that’ll make you feel like you are accomplished. So you’re standing in the kitchen waiting for something to come to you. You decide to bake yourself a cake; and not one of those disgusting ones from a box, but one that is made from scratch. You bake the cake and many other little deserts and they just smells too good to eat alone. So you call up some of your friends and make a girls’ night in out of it. You all eat the deserts and have fun talking about random stuff that can only be talked about when there is a high amount of sugar in your system. With a few hours of relaxing baking you made a memorable day from it.
How awesome is that?!

Salma




Last night was an AMAZING party; you danced so much your feet have that incredible tingly feeling you get after one of those long workouts, you had so much fun; but you came home late and slept half the day away. Normally today is your day to do your unfinished laundry, grocery shopping and other really boring but essential house chores. And after 12 hours of blissful sleeping all you want to do is lie on your bed or couch, pig-out and watch some TV. You’re so lazy you don’t even want to get up to make yourself breakfast. So isn’t it just awesome that your house is totally clean, your clothes are already ironed and hanged and your refrigerator is full. For once in your life you can laze around for how ever long you feel you want to because there will be no consequences; besides you know, starving to death.

Take advantage of today, because there aren’t many of them. Get out of your laziness for one second to get up and make yourself some junk food and get out a good movie or book, and start your very awesome lazy day!

Salma-

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Its crunch time and you’ve got 4 exams to study for, three summatives to complete and projects that teachers are just throwing at you. You have so much to do, with so little time; you don’t even know when half the projects are to be completed. “When is that history thing due again? Where is the rubric for that English assignment? Ugh, why couldn’t I have been more organized?” well now is not the time to beat yourself up for it. You don’t have enough time for that. You quickly call up a friend and find out that that history thing you didn’t know about is due tomorrow! She explains to you what you have to do, and it seems you’ll get it done by the morning if you work all night and efficiently enough. You start it without hesitation, you work your butt off and by the break of dawn you feel you have completed the assignment satisfactorily, given the situation. You hand it in and a week later you receive your mark expecting to see a 50-60% range mark but you are surprised to see an 85%!! You check twice to see if it’s really your assignment before getting too excited. And when you confirmed it was, you jump with joy! These are the awesome situations that happen and make you a professional procrastinator. Who needs sleep? Procrastination is Awesome!!

Salma

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After a demanding week of nonstop homework, assignments and random other stuff that stress you out, you are ready to curl up into a ball, cry and hope it will all be over. But it never is, you can sit and whine all day about how much it sucks to be you but nothing will change except for the fact that you just lost one day to do your assignment. You don’t want to start on the next set of assignments due next week, nor do you want to loll around thinking about it, you can’t stand being with your friend right now because every time you see her she reminds you about an unfinished project. Now what?
Well OBVIOUSLY you call your family up and set up a barbeque where everyone can come together and reminisce about the embarrassing moments in your life they have witnessed, annoy you to death about not keeping in touch and just reminding you that in between all the hectic stuff that is going on in your life, you still have your family to love you and bring you back down to earth.(like they'll even allow you to go up that high *rolly eyes*)
How Awesome is that?
Salma

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i wrote this blog because i think the word awesome is soo totally awesome and since we are told to write about what we believe is awesome i have done so. as it goes in latin math QED ( i have answered what was asked :) )…
umm yea. a hundred words worth of awesome right there
i deserve 100 % for that masterpiece….

P.S. dont worry miss thats just fake…though i think it should mean something that i actually wrote awesome ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHT TIMES my hands are getting tired. … so do i get and A+ or what?

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Some days are soo annoying, where you wake up late, look disgusting, have a pop-quiz first period, and to top it all off, your mind just went blank and you have no idea what the test is even on. These days happen to everyone, and people all become stressed, anxious and tense not knowing what to do with themselves and how to handle the day… there are these horrible days and then there are days where everything just works out. You go to sleep late the night before but you still wake up on time for school, you look relatively good and you feel good as well; the quiz that was scheduled for today has been canceled and you just found 20 bucks on the ground.

Ahhh,(that was a sigh) today is absolutely, undoubtedly one totally awesome day! Now leave me alone so I could enjoy it in peace:)
Salma

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Loads of times people listen to jokes that are not very funny but they still laugh, and while I try not to laugh I can’t help myself because there is always one laugh that is just hilarious! No matter how stupid the joke may have been, it always brings a laugh from someone and the laugh that comes from the joke is almost always funnier than the joke and it’ll keep the crowd laughing. This laugh, no matter how loud and obnoxious it may be, is awesome because it increases the jokers’ self-esteem because he thinks everyone is laughing at his joke when they aren’t, and it gives the listeners a chance to stretch their lungs and laugh.

If you’ve got a horrible loud laugh just remember people wouldn’t have so much fun if you weren’t there
because they’d be too bored with the rotten jokes.

So let loose and LAUGH.

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Old people are Awesome. Just in general they are AWESOME. They have wrinkly faces, fake teeth, hearing problems, and smell like a hospital. Isn’t that awesome? I know it may seem like I’m being sarcastic, but I’m not I really do love them. Old people I mean. When I say old I mean 65 year olds and older no fake “I’m a grandmother but I still have my teeth” 55 year olds. I don’t mean to discriminate on old people but 65 year olds tend to have nicer stories and are above the fact that they are older and more wiser and they HAVE TO rub it in. 65 year olds tell you their stories not because they want to be heard and make you keep in mind that they told you, but you can see that they just want someone to talk to and converse with. And it’s always great that old people know how to tell stories. The light on their face when they think that they amazed you with a story about the 40’s is just to die for, and these stories almost always have weird morals like “don’t put your teeth on before you put your glasses on”. So the next time old people try to talk with you don’t ignore them just listen in and you will learn not to keep your teeth cup on the counter next to your water.

Above all, you better listen to them because when you get old (God willing) you’ll be yearning for someone to listen to you too. And guess what? There will be one teenaged kid that doesn’t think it’s uncool to talk to old people and you’ll be able to tell all your awesome stories to them!
Salmz<3

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